First of all this is cheap for what it is, no lie! This is a vintage piece with real gold and it holds Knockers. I just called them Knocker Honkies because I like the word Honkies. Say it with me Honkey, you Honkey!!! 

I can say Honkey because I'm white and I will be damned if there will be a double standard in my house! Honkies!!! I love the word and I also love other words too.... Doesn't Honkey sound funny though? I like to say Neeeegroe too, and I say it like that because it pisses off this white guy I know who calls whites crackers. Yes I know he is white but he is a liberal so that explains it.

Anyway this vintage spectacular bracelet is awesome!!!! Right now I'm having some pumpkin beer or is  it wine I really don't know but I should look and find out. I never drink because I'm just way to busy but what the heck, why not!

This bracelet holds real knockers, not your ta ta's or your boombastic boobies or your udders but real knockers that hunt for wealth. So take advantage of my happiness and get this pone now. The bracelet alone is worth 150.00 with out knockers.

Oh if you don't know, Knockers bring wealth and it is easier then twisting your boootocks around a pole for a few bucks.